A former colleague of mine who happens to be Armenian sent this to me, I think it's hilarious so decided to share. If you've been around Armenians you'll totally get this, so funny.
10 REASONS WHY ARMENIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS.
1) 8:45am to too early for them
2) They are always late, would have missed all 4 flights
3) Pretty people on the plans would distract them
4) They would talk loudly and bring attention to themselves
5) With food and drinks on the plane, they'll forget why they're there
6) They talk with their hands, therefore the weapons would be put down
7) They would ALL want to fly the plane
8) They can't keep secrets, would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9) They would have to put their country's flag on the windshield
10) They would argue and start a fight in the plane.
Check this out
Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable.....
LMBO!!! I say the individual has to be willing to stomp the shit outta himself/herself too. lol!!!
Have a good weekend people and be good.
That armenian write up is funny,so how will the terrorism succeed then,lmao, on men ,it happens vice versa too,do you agree?
ReplyDeleteok. I def dont get.
ReplyDeletewith fabulola, but i guess its cos i havent met an armenian b4, '
ReplyDelete@muyiwa yeah right
Not met any Armenians yet but I'm sure I wound get it if I had.....
ReplyDeleteOn men? I think I have the draft of my frog theory - which postulates that everyone is a frog until proven otherwise!
Very funny about the Armenians, I think they have a lot in common with some other mideast peeps. LOL.
ReplyDeleteMen are grapes? That got me cracking too. Nice blog here.
OK... I really dunno about Armenians so I aint saying anything but... I love the quote... Although stomping won't be a nice way to handle the matter...
ReplyDeletegirl,stomping?.lmao.the general principle of it may sound unacceptable but thinking twice, it could hold true in some situations..
ReplyDeletethe Armenian bit cracked me up some
lmao, i know a few armenians so they would like this
ReplyDeleteI swear, this post just completed my day!
ReplyDeleteLOL. My college roomie was Armenian and I met her family members, def fit some of the stereotypes. They are kinda similar to us Naija folk.
ReplyDeleteHilarious...that Armenian joke.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
#6 is hilarious! And the women stomping men into fine wine is a classic. I must share that with some friends.
ReplyDeleteHope all is well.
@muyiwa: On the men issue yeah I do agree...it goes both ways but like I said the individual has to willing to stomp as well haha!
ReplyDelete@Fabulo-la: My bad....thanks for stopping by though.
@BBB: lol @ yeah right! u don't agree?
@Don Bagucci: Hmmn this your Frog Theory so...I say not necessarily o!
@Myne Whitman: Thanks for stopping by....I like ur blog too!
@Harry-Rami Itie: lol! I guess stomping wouldn't be so nice. Thanks for stopping by.
@histreasure: haha! No be stomp them dey stomp grapes? hehehe
@The- Damsel: Thanks for stopping by....
@temmy tayo: Awww I'm glad it did.
@Original Mgbeke: yessoo they are similar to us naija..how u dey?
@blogoratti: Thanks for stopping by....
@SOLOMONSYDELLE: Classic! is the word. I'm doing well and thanks for stopping by.
Jeez...this is just too funny. I read out the man/woman bit to my coworker and she thought it was hilarious. can't wait to tell my bf about this one he he he...
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